Tony with Butterfingers & Dummy
doctor: hey i just met you
doctor: and this is crazy
doctor: but i need to borrow your laptop because the sun has gone wibbly and now i must hack a big video conference call to talk with the most important people on the planet and spread a computer virus to save the Earth from being incinerated by aliens
doctor: so delete your internet history maybe
Reason 1,205 Why I Adore Steve Rogers: When he says this, he looks exactly like a mother admonishing her husband and children for being dickwads and ruining their neighborhood reputation.
Steve: Is everything a joke to you? You do realize I have to see these people every day—I have to buy vegetables at the grocery store next to them—and you think, what? It’s funny?
Steve: Oh yeah, you’re the funny guy. That’s great. Routing all the television channels in the entire city block to show only light porn.
Steve: What about the children, Tony.
Steve: You are not a good man.
Steve: Stop laughing.
Steve: TONY.
